10yo: Mom, I have decided that I want a 6-pack.
Me: Yeah, well, me too, Darling.
Yes, I am certain you are wondering to which one I am referring. Perhaps it’s both. Don't judge.
10yo: No, really I do. And you know how I’m going to get it?
Me: No idea. How?
(And if you figure out a quick and easy way, please be sure to let me know. I am not above making a buck off my child; no worries, I'd put some of it away for him to have when he turns 21.)
10yo: From you.
(Wrong answer, Dude...)
Me: From me?
10yo: Yeah…you already have a 6-pack so I need you to show me how to get one.
It’s bound to happen.